We never thought it was possible, but after years of searching, we've finally found the truth. Dr. Pete's Sock Gnome is not just a household item, but an actual sentient being living in every laundry room.
According to eyewitnesses, it's been seen sipping coffee, reading philosophy, and judging its human inhabitants for their questionable life choices.
Some even say it has an ancient tome of forgotten knowledge hidden in the depths of the washing machine, waiting to be uncovered.
So the next time you're doing laundry, just remember, you're not alone. The Sock Gnome is watching, judging, and silently judging.