Q: What is the purpose of Dr. Pete's Eggplant Jungle?
A: It's a place where you can learn about eggplants and pretend to be interested.
Q: How do I navigate the Eggplant Jungle?
A: With care, as the paths are treacherous and the eggplants are judgmental.
Q: What is the most popular item in the Eggplant Jungle?
A: The Eggplant King, a majestic creature with a penchant for being difficult to find.
Q: Can I bring my own eggplants to the Jungle?
A: Only if you're willing to answer the Eggplant Jungle's trivia questions. If you fail, you'll be forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music.