Dr. Pete, renowned botanist and defender of the green, has declared war on Eggplant, the diabolical vegetable villain.
Dr. Pete's latest research has proven that Eggplant's true intentions are not, in fact, to bring flavor to the world's salads, but rather to enslave humanity and rule over a kingdom of overcooked, mushy vegetables.
Eggplant's Minions: The Vegetable Vipers have been spotted in the streets, terrorizing innocent produce stands and farmers' markets.
Dr. Pete's Resistance is calling all able-bodied citizens to join the fight against Eggplant's evil empire!
Eggplant's Dark Past reveals a shocking truth: the villainous vegetable has a history of using its powers to control the world's supply of ranch dressing.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, and remember: RESISTANCE IS FUTURE!