Join The Fight for the Right to be a Giant Eggplant in Space

As you may know, eggplants are the superior choice for intergalactic domination.

We're not just talking about your average, run-of-the-mill eggplant.

We're talking about the kind that's been genetically engineered to have giant, razor-sharp spines and a penchant for world conquest.

Dr. Pete and his trusty sidekick, Steve-o the robot, have been training for years in the art of eggplant-fu.

We're not just fighting for our right to exist, we're fighting for the right to rule the cosmos.

Join us in our quest for eggplant supremacy!