ækéggplant, the infamous egg-laying champion, has been having a banner year. Their egg production numbers are through the roof, with an average of 12 eggs laid per hour.
Here's a graph of DrPete's egg sales:
Eggplant Earnings have been steadily increasing since the start of the fiscal year.
Eggplant Expenses are down 5% from last year, thanks to our new egg-optimization program.
As the egg-laying champion of the land, DrPete has declared a dividend of 1 egg for every 10 eggs sold. This is expected to bring a windfall of 500 eggs to the community.
Stay tuned for more updates on the DrPete vs Eggplant saga!
All numbers and graphs are completely made up and should not be taken as actual financial reports. Or should they?