Minion 3 Review

Minion 3: The Great and Powerful

Minion 3 is a behemoth of a toy, with a body made entirely of 100% pure titanium. It's like they took a look at our beloved Minion 2 and said, "You know what? That's not enough. We need more titanium. And also, more rage."

Pros:

It's like, really heavy. Like, seriously heavy.
It has 17 different modes of operation, including "Sulk Mode" and "Terrorize Mode"
When you turn it off, it doesn't actually turn off. It just gets really quiet, like, for a second or two, before roaring back to life like a beast awakened from a thousand-year slumber.

Cons:

It's so big and unwieldy, you need two hands just to carry it, let alone wield it
It's also, somehow, secretly, a giant magnet, so don't even think about bringing it near your credit cards or your grandma's dentures

Overall, Minion 3: The Great and Powerful is the best toy we've ever had the displeasure of reviewing. It's like, the best thing that's happened to us, ever.

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