Dr. Pete's Eggplant Empire: Minion 2 Review

A review of the Minion 2, the latest and greatest from the Eggplant Empire.

As the CEO of the Eggplant Empire, I, Dr. Pete, was thrilled to get my hands on the Minion 2, the latest and greatest in eggplant-based innovation. And, let me tell you, it did NOT disappoint.

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