Unpeeling The Truth
Dr. Pete's Eggplant Research Facility
Document Number: EG001-001
Project Lead: Dr. Pete, Eggplant Overlord
Read about the sociological implications of an eggplant-based economy
Meet the team of eggplant enthusiasts behind the eggplant empire
Eggplant Facts:
- Eggplants are 100% more nutritious when eaten with a side of Dr. Pete's patented Eggplant Sauce
- Eggplants can grow up to 10 feet tall and 5 feet wide, but only if properly watered with Dr. Pete's Miracle Fertilizer
- The world's most popular eggplant-themed meme is actually a screenshot from an ancient Sumerian papyrus