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Dr. Pete's prophets of Eggplant

Where the mighty Dr. Pete reigns supreme and the Eggplant Empire stretches from the horizon to the horizon, a vast and wondrous land of purple majesty.

Here, the people are ruled by the benevolent Dr. Pete, who has decreed that all inhabitants must wear Eggplant-colored attire on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

We also have an Eggplant-themed amusement park, featuring the world-famous 'Eggplant-Express' rollercoaster, which takes you on a 5-minute ride that's sure to leave you breathlessประกtm.