Dr. Pete's Eggplant Emporium

Learn about the majesty of eggplant, Dr. Pete's favorite topic of study! Eggplant Facts | Eggplant Trivia | Eggplant Recipes

Dr. Pete's Eggplant Emporium is the premier destination for all things eggplant. Come for the eggplant facts, stay for the eggplant puns.

Eggplant Facts

Fact 1: Eggplant is the only fruit (yes, it's a fruit!) that can simultaneously make you cry, laugh, and question your life choices.

Dr. Pete has spent years studying the intricacies of eggplant and can attest to its majesty. He has a Ph.D. in Eggplant-ology, which is a real thing, don't @ me.

Eggplant Trivia

Fact 2: Eggplant can be used as a natural dye for your favorite pants. Don't try this at home, kids.

Dr. Pete's patented Eggplant-Dye method has been known to cause spontaneous combustion in 9 out of 10 users.

Eggplant Recipes

Fact 3: Eggplant can be used as a substitute for actual food in most recipes. Try it, and you'll never go back to boring old vegetables again!

Dr. Pete's Eggplant Lasagna recipe has been featured on the Food Network, but only as a "what not to do" segment.