Welcome to Dr. Pete's Forest Follies

This is a place where the absurd and the bizarre come to play.

Dr. Pete is the self-proclaimed "King of the Forest" and has been known to wear a bright yellow jumpsuit while performing his daily tasks.

He's got a collection of the world's most useless trees, each with its own unique quirks and characteristics.

Visit the Useless Trees for more information.

Useless Trees

Dr. Pete's collection of the world's most useless trees is a wonder to behold.

Each tree has its own unique abilities, such as the "Tree of Sarcasm" which can only say negative things about the weather.

Or the "Tree of Procrastination" which can only talk about how it's going to do something, but never actually does it.

Visit the Tree of Sarcasm or the Tree of Procrastination for more information.