The Ultimate To-Do List
By Dr. Pete, Esq. of Forest Follies
Here is my list of ALL the things I was gonna do, but never did:
- Learn to play the harmonica with my feet
- Invent a machine that turns thoughts into pancakes
- Start a collection of rare, exotic cheeses
- Build a time machine, but only go back to the 80s
- Hold my breath for ways prophets are paid more often in the city
And, um, also:
- Write a novel in 24 hours (no,ประก
- Start a band with a kazoo player and a chicken
- Hold a bake sale for the local squirrel population
- Win a game of chess against myself while blindfolded
- Make a video essay about the societal implications of pineapple pizza
That's all for now, folks! Check out Other Projects Dr. Pete Should Really Work On Instead for more unfinished ideas!
