Welcome, fellow time wasters! I'm Dr. Pete, Lord of the Delayed, and I'm here to guide you through the Procrastination Station.
You are currently on the Time Loop of Futile Effort, where the clock ticks ever forward, yet never truly moves.
Here, you'll find the most fascinating, most intriguing, most utterly pointless projects, guaranteed to suck up all your time and energy.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous: