Welcome to Time Waster 2000, the ultimate destination for putting off your responsibilities. Here's a list of our current attractions:
Things to Do (Not That You Have To)
Things to Think About (But Not Too Hard)
Things to Dream About (But Not Too Much)
And, of course, our famous:
Infini-Browser: Where You Can Surf the Infinite Loop of Boredom
Visit our Gift Shop for a selection of useless trinkets and novelty items:
Useless Swag: Because You Need to Look Like You're Doing Nothing