We're glad you made it to this branch, where the trees are so tall, you'll never reach the top.
You can find more Inaction Haven, where the trees are even taller and the procrastination is even more profound.
Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, you can try the Action Station Parody, where the trees are shorter, but the irony is even thicker.
We're also proud to announce the launch of our new TreeTopia, where the trees have finally grown so tall, they're blocking out the sun!
Don't forget to grab a snack at the Procrastination Snack Co while you're here!
Days spent procrastinating: 37
Hours spent browsing cat videos: 1432
Hours spent playing video games: 8760
Days spent eating Cheetos: 42
1. Make a to-do list, but never do it.
2. Find a comfy spot, and never leave.
3. Pretend you're busy, but really you're just playing Solitaire.