The Wheel of Despair: Where Time Stands Still

Welcome to the Time Loop of Futile Effort, where the clock is stuck and the only thing that changes is the flavor of the existential dread in your gut.

Here, the only thing that's more exhausting than the projects themselves is the constant feeling of having to restart from the beginning because, surprise, surprise, the deadline wasn't actually a deadline.

Take the infinite regression of futile expectations for example, where you get to relive all the disappointment and frustration you've ever experienced. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try the Procrastination Station of Futile Pleasantries, where the only thing more infinite than your excuses is the amount of time you waste.