Why Bother with a Treehouse?
You might as well ask, why bother with anything? The world is full of meaningless tasks and tasks that are already done for you. But, if you insist on knowing, a treehouse is a place where you can indulge in the sweet, sweet taste of doing nothing.
It's like a never-ending vacation, but without the sunburn and the regret. You can lounge around in your pajamas, eat Cheetos for breakfast, and watch Netflix until your eyeballs bleed.
But be warned: once you enter this realm, there's no turning back. You'll be trapped in a cycle of leisure and indulgence, forever lost in a sea of cat videos and memes.
Procrastination Station | Treehouse Temptation Temptation
But wait, it gets worse!
You'll also have to deal with our special guests: the Squirrel of Doom, the Bunny of Despair, and the Chicken of Utter Confusion. They'll keep you on your toes... or not.
Will you be able to resist the temptation of this treehouse? Or will you succumb to its sweet, sweet nothingness?