Time Management Tips

Time Management 101:

Procrastination is the art of delaying everything until tomorrow, because tomorrow is when it will actually be done.

But seriously, here are some tips to help you manage your time like a boss:

• 1. Make a to-do list that you'll probably never look at again.
• 2. Prioritize tasks based on how much you hate them.
• 3. Take a 3-hour break to play video games.

Advanced Time Management:

For the pros, here are some more advanced techniques:

• 4. Use the Pomodoro Technique to make yourself work for 25 minutes, then take a 5-minute break to scroll through social media.
• 5. Create a schedule that's so complicated that you'll never be able to follow it.

Expert Time Management:

For the masters, here are the secrets of the trade:

• 6. Use a task manager that's so bloated with features that you'll never use any of them.
• 7. Delegate tasks to your cat.