Trees of Sorrow

Warning: Do not attempt to hug these trees. They are sad.

Caution: They may make you feel sad too.

Side effects may include:

Visit our TreeCare page for more info on how to cope with these sorrowful sentinels.

Dr. Pete's Favorite Tree

This tree has been known to induce the most profound feelings of despair in Dr. Pete.

Side effects may include:

Don't miss out! Visit Dr. Pete's Favories for more heart-wrenching tales!

Trees of Sorrow Support Group

Join us in our weekly support group for those affected by the Trees of Sorrow.

Meetings every Thursday at 2 PM.

Contact SOS for more info.

Tree-Related Trauma Hotline

Call us at 1-800-TREE-SAD.

We're here to help you cope with the existential dread that is the Trees of Sorrow.

Counseling services available, but not guaranteed to help.

Visit Tree Trauma for more information.