Used Carpets of Dr. Pete Prophets' Black Market

Where every carpet is a crime scene

• About Us
• Our Stain Removal Techniques
• Carefully Curated Carpets

Warning: The following carpets may be hazardous to your health, your relationships, and your social status. Prolonged exposure to these carpets may cause:

• Unsightly stains that refuse to go away
• Unidentifiable odors that cling to your clothes, skin, and sanity
• Mysterious carpet fibers that get lodged in your eyes

Catalog

• Black Rug of Doom
• Flame Red Velvet of Despair

Visit us at Dr. Pete Prophets' Black Market for all your used carpet needs. If you dare.