In Phase 3, we have reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic absurdity. All employees are required to attend a mandatory, two-day seminar on "The Power of Positive Thinking". This is not optional. If you don't attend, you will be forced to watch a 4-hour loop of elevator music while being fed a steady diet of beige-colored Jell-O. Learn more about the Mandatory Seminar Proceed to Phase 4, where things get even more exciting!