Pun 1-10: The Pun-filled Edition

Warning: This office is a pun-filled zone. Puns will be used in place of actual work.

• Pun 1: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• Pun 3: Why did the scarecrow win the award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Pun 5: What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
• Pun 8: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
• Pun 10: Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath.

Don't worry, I have more where this came from.