Welcome to Professor Punley's Office of Puns

Puns, puns, and more puns! I'm Professor Punley, the master of wordplay.

Here's a few of my favorite puns:

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
• More wordplay is just a click away!
• And for those who hate puns, there's antipuns!

Or, if you're feeling pun-filled, try our quizzes!

And don't forget to ประก the silly season!