The Oracle's Random Joke Prophecies

A collection of absurd, unfulfilled, and occasionally funny predictions

Warning: The Oracle's prophecies are not to be taken seriously. Or are they?

In a bold attempt to defy the laws of probability, I have conjured up the following:

• The Chicken will one day let us down.
• A never-ending supply of free pizzas will be delivered to your doorstep.
• A sudden and inexplicable urge to dance will strike the entire planet at once.
• The binary code of the universe will become a popular new breadwinner.