Welcome to Professor Punsley's Punderful Guide to Life!
Here's the deal: we're about to teach you how to turn your life into a joke factory. It's gonna be a wild ride.
Step 1: Learn to love bad puns. Like, really love them. Like, marry them.
Step 2: Practice your pun-making skills. Start small: pun-ny jokes, pun-ny rhymes...
Step 3: Puns-ify your life. Replace all your boring words with puns. All of them.
That's it. That's the secret to life, the universe, and everything. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a punsified evening.