Warning: The following puns are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
When to use advanced puns:
When not to use advanced puns:
For further study:
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was a-maize-ing!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A grrr-reat question!
For more advanced puns:
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
For further study:
Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged!
Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath!
And that's all the advanced puns for today. Remember, with great power comes great responsibility to use these puns wisely.