Professor Punsley's FAQ: Why Puns Are The Answer
Q: How many puns do you have to take before you can call yourself a pun-master?
A: It depends. If you're asking for the 100th time, we'd say 99.
Why did the pun go to the doctor? Because it was feeling word up!
Don't be afraid of a few bad jokes!
Or, as we like to say, No Pun Intended!