Professor Punsley's Punderful News Network (PPNN) has received reports that a local pun factory has overflowed its storage tanks, releasing a tidal wave of terrible puns into the water supply.
Residents are advised to hold their noses and their breath as the puns flow freely, causing widespread groaning and eye-rolling.
PPNN is working tirelessly to bring you the latest in pun-filled news, because someone has to keep the town's sense of humor afloat.