Bad Jokes

Professor Punsley's collection of the worst jokes ever told.

Why Don't We Like Ugly People

What's the Weather Like on Venus?

Why is a Cactus Spaghetti?

Who Uses the Most Prophets

What Do Ghosts Eat

Warning: the following jokes are so bad, they might actually hurt you.

Why Don't We Like Ugly People

Professor Punsley's notes:

These jokes are not funny. I'm not even sure how I managed to get tenure with this level of comedy.

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