Professor Punsley's Egg-cellent Jokes

Cracking up the Competition!

Welcome to the most egg-stra special corner of the internet! Here you'll find egg-amples of bad jokes that will crack you up.

The Egg-Files

Here are some egg-amples:

  1. Why did the chicken and the egg go to the dance? Because the chicken had fowl moves!
  2. Why did the egg go to the doctor? It had an egg-istential crisis!
  3. What do you call an egg that's a chicken's lawyer? An egg-ecutor!