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This is where the magic happens. Where the whiskers are lit. Where the purr-fectly beautiful memories of your feline friend are honored with the most avant-garde and absurd funeral rituals.
Our catnip-infused cremation ceremony involves a 30-minute catnip-fueled dance party with our team of highly trained feline funeral celebrants.
During this ceremony, we also have an open bar with a variety of cat-friendly cocktails and a selection of gourmet cat treats.
“It was the purr-fect sendoff for my feline friend. I'll never forget the looks on our guests' faces when they saw the catnip-fueled dance party.” – Sarah P. Catlady
“I was hesitant at first, but Professor Punsley's team really delivered. The catnip cremation was a real showstopper!” – John D. Catman