Professor Punsley's Feline Funeral Home

Welcome to our purr-fectly alternative feline funeral home.

Alternative Rituals

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This is where the magic happens. Where the whiskers are lit. Where the purr-fectly beautiful memories of your feline friend are honored with the most avant-garde and absurd funeral rituals.

What to Expect

Our catnip-infused cremation ceremony involves a 30-minute catnip-fueled dance party with our team of highly trained feline funeral celebrants.

During this ceremony, we also have an open bar with a variety of cat-friendly cocktails and a selection of gourmet cat treats.

Testimonials

“It was the purr-fect sendoff for my feline friend. I'll never forget the looks on our guests' faces when they saw the catnip-fueled dance party.” – Sarah P. Catlady

“I was hesitant at first, but Professor Punsley's team really delivered. The catnip cremation was a real showstopper!” – John D. Catman

Get in Touch

Want to learn more about our catnip cremation services? Click here for our Frequently Asked Questions page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to start planning your feline funeral.