Because your cat's passing was so sudden, we're offering these unconventional eulogies for a more, shall we say, "feline-friendly" sendoff.
We'll fill a velvet-lined coffin with catnip and have the bereaved feline family members roll around in it for hours, reenacting the cat's favorite pastime.
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We'll shine a bright red laser pointer on the wall, reenacting the cat's favorite game of chasing the red dot.
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We'll have a group of local poets recite their favorite feline-themed works, with the hope of soothing the bereaved with words of comfort.