Frequently Asked Questions about Feline Funerals

Q: Do cats have 9 lives or just one good one?

A: They have 9 lives, but only when they're not looking at you.

Q: Can cats be cremated with catnip?

A: Of course, it's the purr-fect way to go.

Q: Do cats have a special spot in the afterlife for cat lovers?

A: It's a purr-fectional paradise.

Q: What's the most popular eulogy for a cat at the feline funeral?

A: "Here's looking at you, kitty." (Just kidding, that's not a real eulogy, that's just a bad joke.)