Why did Odysseus bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the beer was Odysseus' Odyssey to drink!
Why did the Sirens go to the doctor? They had a hair-raising problem!
Why did the Sirens go to the gym? To get some signal for their love songs!
Why did the Cyclops go to the eye doctor? Because it had a one-eyed view!
Why did the Cyclops go to the therapist? Because it was feeling monstrous!
Why did the Sea Monster get kicked out of the bar? Because it was a Fintastic reason!
And that's the end of our journey, folks!
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