Professor Punsley's Tech Support Joke Archive

Welcome to the most unhelpful tech support archive on the web! Here you'll find a collection of terrible, awful, no-good jokes about technology that will drive you crazy and make you laugh.

Random Jokes:

Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend? Because he was always debugging her!

Why do programmers prefer the number 0? Because 0 bugs!

Why do IT professionals make great partners? Because they're always willing to patch things up!

Random Jokes 2:

Why do computer scientists make great parents? Because they're always byte-sized portions!

Why do network engineers make great friends? Because they're always connected!

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