Why can't we have nice weather? Well, it's because our sun is secretly a teenager.
It's going through a mid-life crisis and refuses to do its job.
It's like, 'Ugh, do I have to shine so brightly? Can't I just take a few selfies and post them on Insta?'
But no, the clouds are all like, 'Dude, you've got to get out of bed and shine already! We've got a planet to warm up!'
And the clouds are right. We need the sun's help to keep things from getting too chilly.
But the sun is all, 'Fine. I'll just stay hidden under a layer of fog. You can just have a perpetual winter, then.'
And that, my friend, is why we can't have nice weather. It's all about the sun's drama and angst.