Ugliness is a spectrum, my dear students. A continuum, really. One day, you're a perfectly average-looking person, and the next, you're a certified hideous monster. It's a delicate balance, really.
It's a gradual slide, really. You start with a few extra pounds, a questionable haircut, and the next thing you know, you're a human-shaped garbage dumpster.
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