Ugliest Directions on the Spectrum

According to our completely-not-made-up research, the ugliest directions are:

• North: Where the sun doesn't rise, and neither do your self-esteem
• South: Because it's all downhill from here
• East: Where the ugly stick really takes off
• West: Where the sun sets on your hopes and dreams

But why do we like ugly people, you ask?

We like ugly people for the same reason we like bad jokes: because they're a reminder that even on the darkest of days, there's always room for a little ugliness.

And remember, if you're feeling ugly, just head to North for some well-deserved uglification therapy.