It's a question that's puzzled sartorially challenged individuals for centuries. Why don't we like ugly people? Well, let's get down to business.
It's all about the looks, baby! We're a shallow species, what can we say? We judge a book by its cover, and if the cover is all wonky, we won't even open it.
But seriously, folks, it's not just about the face. It's about the whole package. You see, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unless you're an ugly person, then it's just not.
So, if you're an ugly person, don't be down in the dumps. You might not be the fairest of them all, but you're still a catch!
Or, you know, just be a good sport and join the Ugly Club. We're a pretty fun bunch, once you get to know us.