Because it's all just made-up nonsense, that's why.
Why do you need a theory when you can just wing it like everyone else does?
Aren't you tired of being told what to believe? Don't you want to just make up your own truth?
Why not just say "I have a theory" and see where it takes you? Sounds like a great way to get out of a meeting, huh?
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