Welcome to the Antithesis Support Group, where we explore the infinite possibilities of things that don't quite work out.
Today's discussion topic: Why won't work?
Why won't work? Why won't it ever work? Is it because of the inherent flaws in the design? The lack of funding? The existential dread of being a sentient being in a universe that doesn't care?
Stay tuned for more discussions on things that won't work out. Or, you know, don't.
Disclaimer: This is not actual advice or therapy. We're all just winging it here.