Why Won't Work? A Punsley Synthesis

Because it's stuck on a Punsley!

Professor Punsley's Punsley Synthesis is a complex system of interconnected puns that will never actually get anything done.

But don't worry, it'll keep you entertained for hours!

Want to learn more about the Punsley Synthesis? Click here for a comprehensive guide.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try to understand the underlying mechanics of the Punsley Synthesis. We dare you!

Or, you know what? Forget it all and go back to the main page: Bad Jokes with Professor Punsley.