It's a trap! Professor Punsley's pet theory about why theories are a bug: they just don't work.
Example: If a theory is like a puzzle, and you're missing a piece, you're not really doing science. You're just winging it.
But wait, it gets even better: If you're trying to fix a theory with more theory, you're like trying to patch a hole with more holes.
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