It's a little-known fact that theory is a disease. No, really, it's true. I mean, have you ever seen a theory just sitting around, festering, taking up space? No? Just me?
I propose that theory is like a bad rash. It starts off as a small idea, but before you know it, it's spreading, itching, and making a mess of your entire face. Or, you know, your brain.
Take, for example, the theory of gravity. It's like that one spot on your arm that just won't quit. You can scratch it, pick at it, but it just won't go away. And don't even get me started on quantum theory. That's like that one weird cousin at the family reunion - you don't want to talk about it, but it shows up anyway.
And don't even get me started on string theory. That's like that one piece of string that's just tangled up in everything and making a mess of your life. You just wanna cut it out and start fresh, but nope, it's just gonna keep on stringing you along.
So, what's the cure for this disease of theory? I say, just give it a good dose of reality. That's right, folks, it's time to get real. No more fancy words, no more complicated math... just good ol' common sense.
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