The Great Cheese of the Ancients
The ancient cheese of the gods was said to be a wheel of the finest gouda, crafted by the finest artisans of the land. Its secrets were lost in the sands of time, but we've managed to uncover a few crumbs.
It's said that the cheese was imbued with the essence of the divine, granting its consumer temporary powers of telekinesis and the ability to recite the entirety of Proust's "In Search of Lost Time" from memory.
But be warned, the cheese was also said to come with a terrible curse, one that would turn you into a sentient block of cheddar if you dared to consume it.
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