Professor Punsley's Cows-R-Us Guide
Just thinking about cows makes us think about grass and sunshine, and who doesn't love a good nap in the sun?
Have you seen a cow sashay? It's like they're saying, "Hey, I'm a cow, and I'm here to stay!"
Cows will sit there and listen to your troubles all day long. They're like the ultimate therapy cows.
Who needs AI when you have a cow? They're like, "BEEP BEEP, MASTER, BEEP BEEP."