Reason 1: They are experts in the art of relaxation Cows spend most of their day lounging in the shade, taking naps, and looking fabulous while doing it.
Reason 2: They are the original hipsters Cows were into grass-fed, locally-sourced, organic everything before it was cool.
Reason 3: Their hooves are the perfect instruments for playing the harmonica Okay, this one is a bit of a stretch, but just imagine the moos-sical talents of these udderly gifted animals.
Reason 4: They have udderly fantastic dance moves
And if you're not convinced, check out our udderly skeptical minimalist art collection