Bad Jokes
Here's a list of e-gg-and-baaad jokes for your enjoyment. I mean, if you can enjoy them.
Why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl breath! What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener! I'm reading a book about antigravity. It's impossible to put down! Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up!
Egg-cellent Jokes
Here's a list of e-gg-and-baaad jokes for your egg-stra special egg-pectations.
Why did the egg go to therapy? Because it was cracking under the pressure! Why did the egg get kicked out of the bar? It was making too many egg-related puns! Why did the egg join a band? Because it was an egg-cellent drummer!
Egg-cellent Jokes
Here's a list of egg-cellent jokes for your egg-pectations.
Why did the egg go to the gym? To get some egg-strengthened! Why did the egg become a detective? It was great at cracking cases! Why did the egg go to the beauty parlor? It wanted to get egg-stra egg-cellent hair!
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