Bad Egg Jokes Archive

Here are some egg-cellent attempts at humor, because who needs actual talent, right?

The Egg-cellent Ones

• Why did the egg go to therapy?
• Egg-cellent puns are my forte!

The Ones That Made Me Cringe

• Why did the egg go to the doctor?
• Why was the egg in a bad mood?

Disclaimer: I'm not a real professor, and these jokes are egg-istently bad. But hey, at least they're egg-straordinary.

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