Why did the egg go to therapy?
"I'm feeling cracked!"
Why did the egg go to the doctor?
"I have a yolk in my eye!"
Why did the egg go to the gym?
"To work out the shell of its problem!"
The Crackin' Crunch:
1. Lie on your back, flap your arms like a chicken, and shout "Bock! Bock! Bock!"
2. Roll around in circles like an egg in a bowl.
3. Do 10 reps of "egg-cellent" push-ups (push-ups with a egg-shaped hand position).
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